Walter Patterson
Known For | Acting |
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Most Rating | 1.462 |
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2007
Garbanzo Gas
0/0
When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to t...
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Garbanzo Gas
2014
Giuseppe Makes a Movie
7.8/7
While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate univer...
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Giuseppe Makes a Movie
1999
Touch Me in the Morning
5/3
"Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" m...
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Touch Me in the Morning
2004
5th Wheel
0/0
On his 62nd birthday, confirmed lazybones Herbopolus grabs his nest egg and buys himself a new trailer, a fine 5th Wheel. Now all he has to do is sit...
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5th Wheel
2004
Who Flung Poo
5.5/2
An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he ho...
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Who Flung Poo
2003
Wiggly Harris
0/0
Wiggly Harris is a volunteer worker at a senior citizen's home. Due to his obsession with stealing wigs, Wiggly has a warrant out for his arrest. Frea...
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Wiggly Harris
2007
Golden Embers
0/0
When we first meet the characters from Golden Embers, they are people in transition. One is a bride to be, hoping her ex-addict brother can stay sober...
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Golden Embers
2003
Trailer Town
6/2
Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about out-of-...
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Trailer Town
2006
Ants
0/0
A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.
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Ants
2008
Airplane Pillows
0/0
"Baby Swiss is obsessed with a strange science fiction film. She fantasies about living in its futuristic ideals, and keeps a separate DVD copy in a s...
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Airplane Pillows
2004
Babysitter
0/0
Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a...
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Babysitter
2003
Dad's Chicken
0/0
Black Jesus just can’t take it any more. He hates his dying wife and his transsexual son - but not for the reasons you think. She won’t let him obsess...
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Dad's Chicken
2006
Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
0/0
Doily lives with his psychic wife Haley Comet. She does readings, and has sex with clients on the side. He spends his days dishing with his friends Te...
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Doily's Summer of Freak Occurrences
2009
Esoterica
0/0
"In this vignette oriented piece, a group of people discuss their own often unique perspective on life. Unlike other titles in his canon, Esoterica is...
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Esoterica
2002
In Our Garden
7.2/4
60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park roma...
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In Our Garden
2006
Long Row to Hoe
0/0
Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christma...
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Long Row to Hoe
2011
Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
0/0
A man dies of cat food poisoning and has a panoramic life review.
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Love-Seat: A Portrait of Self
2008
Orzo
10/1
“Toggle Switch is a little person living in a world of her own design. Deadly with pets, and equally unhinged with her family, she spends her days wat...
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Orzo
2006
Period Piece
5.5/2
Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police office,...
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Period Piece
2008
Schoof
0/0
The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased...
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Schoof
2004
Tater Tots
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Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period Piec...
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Tater Tots
2003
The Date Movie
0/0
“Two wannabe ‘gangsta’ white boys share a trailer – and a case of squirrel-influenced stomach flu. An old man channels the spirit of a horse known as...
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The Date Movie
2004
Actor
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Bronze is a down on his luck thespian who needs a break badly. Literally living off his one recognizable moment in the TV cop show Boys in Blue (he pl...
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